Theme Stonem by Go-crazy.


Not having anyone to talk to anymore is killing me and i feel like I need to throw myself down the stairs or off a bridge.


does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via gnarly)


you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(via stability)


me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

(via gnarly)



im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

(Source: landorus, via stability)


once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via atteniton)


i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via stability)


My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via ebunnies)