Not having anyone to talk to anymore is killing me and i feel like I need to throw myself down the stairs or off a bridge.
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
me: *first one finished when eating with friends*
me: *still hungry*
me: *looks at friends food*
me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”
im gonna die w a boner i know it
once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell